At my job we have small conference rooms that are called hotels.  Well today, I requested a meeting with someone, he agreed to the meeting and said for me to let him know the time and the location.  I didn’t realize he was unfamiliar with the “hotel” terminology, as it applies to this building.  I emailed back and said, great.. let’s meet 3pm in one of the nearby hotels.  I kept waiting for a confirmation on the time; it took him a long time to confirm.  After 2 hours, he said… “sounds good.”  During the meeting he confessed, my email original confused him.  He said, “you confused the crap out of me.  I thought I was going to have to report you to HR.”  I asked for what.  He said… Ummmm, meet me in a hotel!  LMBO – We have got to change the name of these rooms. 

 Just last week, the receptionist stopped me and said, one of the coworkers called her from Motel 6.  Now this just so happen to be the same coworker that had a makeover on her lunch break.  As the receptionist explained what happened, I was trying to figure out why this chic would’ve been at Motel 6.  I went over everything that happened that day, and thought… was she gone that long.  I asked the receptionist, was she sure it was “Motel 6” and not “Hotel 6”.  She said, well it could’ve said Hotel 6.  lol  So then I explained the whole hotel thingy.  And of course asked ole girl what was she doing at Motel 6.